Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts

Sunday, May 29, 2022

Teach pigs to sing can be a frustrating activity.


I sometimes tell my clients the joke about the farmer who tried to teach his pig to sing. It frustrated the heck out of the farmer and annoyed the heck out of the pig.


Too often we act like farmers when we would do well to take up another occupation. 

 

Sunday, January 2, 2022

Grilling with dementia



My dad, who is in early stages of dementia, just got a new tall grill for Christmas and I'm worried he'll get hurt trying to use it. The steaks have never been higher.

Saturday, January 1, 2022

Reality

 What kind of tea is painfully difficult to swallow?

Reality.